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Eric's Theory of New York City:
That, despite claiming over 8 million residents in a 322 square mile area, New York City ("NYC") is actually comprised of only 6 different companies and 25 people.  The Theory of New York City is evident:

  • when traversing the sea of tens of thousands of city-dwellers and running into someone you know;
  • when speaking to someone you've never met, completely outside both of your social realms, you discover by the fourth sentence that you have at least 2 mutual friends; or
  • when you realize the majority of your Facebook friends don't actually exist.

Definitions FluFart (TM)

FluFart (flu · fart)
-noun
1. A terrible, soul-shaking odor, emanated from one suffering the flu, derived from internal, digestive concoctions of viruses, cough drops, chemical pills, and various herbal teas.  Commonly assumed to be worse than any GrandpaGas (TM) or PregnancyPoofs (TM), by 100% of polled Ambers.
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